Barking Up The Wrong Tree

Aaargh! Spiteful Dog..

Do you ever wonder if your dog is actually human? If you’re close to your dog, I imagine you do as nearly all dog owners say that… but I really think mine is.

Every time I go on holiday and leave her, she does something just to spite me for leaving her I swear it. She’s very, very sneaky. I’ve been waiting for her to come into season for the last two months. Last week, I went to Sweden on Thursday, got back last night and what do you know? The minute – the minute! – I left, she decides to have a season. So now I’m back, I’m shattered, and I’m going to have to drive two hours to Morecambe to see her boyfriend two nights in a row this week… spiteful dog, I swear she’s done it on purpose.

Haven’t even seen her yet, I’m going to pick her up tonight and I’m debating now whether she deserves this squeaky loofah dog toy I bought for her to make up for my inexcusable absence from her life for five days..