Barking Up The Wrong Tree

Dogs and Marriage

I just had to share this…

If you would like someone who would eat anything you can make him without making a comment about ‘how his mother used to make it’ - then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is willing to go with you at any time, any day, for as long as you want without whinging to come home - then buy a dog

If you want someone who doesn’t care about the footie or watching Match of the Day, who won’t hog the remote and doesn’t mind watching a chick flick - then buy a dog

If you want someone who is happy to share your bed, just to keep you warm and hug you and who you can kick out of bed if he snores without a complaint - then buy a dog

If you want someone who won’t call you fat or ugly, won’t criticise you, doesn’t care if you put on a little weight, who actually listens to you and loves you perpetually, unconditionally - then buy a dog

BUT

If you want someone who won’t come when you call, ignores you when you’re home, walks all over you, leaves hair all over the house, runs round all night and only wants to come home to eat and sleep and acts as if you only exist to ensure his happiness….

Then buy a cat

Be completely honest, you thought I was going to tell you to get a man, didn’t you? Don’t be so stupid, why would I ever recommend something as silly as that?