Barking Up The Wrong Tree

Five Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Cat

Seeing as I run this website, you could probably guess I like dogs.  Does that mean I hate cats?  I don’t hate them as such, I just don’t appreciate them.  Here are five reasons why a dog is better than a cat:

1. A dog is always there for you - not off leading a double life you know nothing about, eating someone else’s food, letting someone else pet them and generally having a good time whilst not telling you about it
2. A dog loves you unconditionally - he won’t sulk if you don’t feed him at the right time and won’t make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made
3. A dog will tilt his head to one side and listen to every word - he won’t just yawn, close his eyes or ignore you
4. A dog will come when you call him - not just come to you when he’s good and ready
5. A dog will keep you company, whether that’s walking, playing frisbee or going to the park - not just lie around the house, taking a three hour nap

Come to think of it, read this again - it could read just as well as five reasons why a dog is better than a man!