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Reasons Why Dogs Are Your Best Friend

Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Are A Man’s Best Friend

1. If a dog is beautiful, other dogs don’t hate it

2. Dogs will forgive you if you play with other dogs

3. Dogs don’t mind if you call them by another dog’s name

4. Dogs like to snoop outside rather than in your wallet or desk

5. You never have to wait for a dog – they’re ready to go now

6. If you bring another dog back home, your dog will happily play with both of you

7. A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, “If I died would you get another dog?”

8. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half your stuff

9. Dogs won’t hold out on you to get a diamond ring

10. Dogs don’t let magazine articles run their lives

Top 10 Reasons Why Dogs Are A Woman’s Best Friend

1. If a dog is sniffing around you, your dog will forgive you

2. A dog’s parents never visit

3. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you

4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

5. Dogs can’t talk

6. Dogs can’t hog the remote control

7. Dogs enjoy petting in public

8. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk

9. Another woman will seldom steal your dog

10. Dog’s don’t let beer run their lives

Feb 26, 2008 | | Fun N Other